The world has been captivated by President Donald Trump’s signature hairstyle for decades. From its unique shape to its bold color, it’s a look that turns heads no matter where he goes. But what really lies behind his famous ‘do?
We sent our reporters on an exclusive mission to uncover the truth about Trump’s hair – and we were able to get an interview with none other than his barber! Join us as we explore the inner workings of one of America’s most iconic haircuts.
Who is Trump’s hairstylist?
Well, we’re not going to bore you with these details. We just wanted to make a satirical article using a fictional character named Angel who would be Trump’s ironically fictional Mexican Barber. Alas, someone already did a real article about Trump’s hairdresser. Seriously? Have these people nothing better to do with their time?
Let’s at the very least hope they made up all the details too. How are we supposed to make a satirical article when reality is funnier than satire? This sucks!
Whatever, we’ve already paid a guy to write this crap so we might as well continue with it.
An interview with Trump’s Mexican Hairstylist – Angel
Q: How long have you been styling the president’s hair?
A: I’ve been cutting President Trump’s hair for almost 40 years! That’s a very long time indeed. He often comes to me for routine trims and touch-ups, but it’s his signature style that stands out.
I believe that the style he wears today is the same style he had when I first started cutting his hair. It’s a classic look that never goes out of style.
Q: What’s your favorite thing about styling Trump’s hair?
A: Well, let me tell you – it’s always an experience! From conspiracy theories to hilarious anecdotes, every time I work with him is an adventure.
I don’t think there’s any other client who I could talk to for hours like I do with the President. He always has funny quotes to say, and it makes my job so much more enjoyable! Plus, it doesn’t hurt that he tips me well too.
Q: Do you have any advice for maintaining a similar style?
A: Absolutely! To get the same look as President Trump, I recommend using a light-hold gel to keep your hair in place. Make sure to blow dry it straight and brush it into the desired shape.
… stop the press.
This is incredibly boring. Like seriously, who came up with this awful idea? Let’s just do something else entirely now and hope it gets better. Let’s do jokes! Everyone likes jokes. Just enough with the hairdresser crap, for the love of Jesus!
Jokes about President Trump’s hair
Here are some terrible jokes about Donald Trump’s hair because we essentially lost the plot:
- What did Trump say to his barber? “Can you please comb over the fact that I’m going bald?”
- Why did President Trump invent the MAGA hat? To hide his hair
- What did Donald Trump say to the bald Eagle. “Stay away from Windmills! Those things will kill ya!
- When does Trump get his hair done? Every time there’s a bit of wind.
- How does Trump style his hair? He basically builds a great wall around his bald forehead and gets the Mexicans to do it.
Who wrote these jokes? Seriously? Can we fire this guy?
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